The Toddler Survival Guide

Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed

The Toddler Survival Guide
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Format: Hardback, 192 Pages
ISBN: 9780760352199
Publisher: Voyageur Press
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Description

Get the baby gates, lock the cupboards, and load up Elmo's Song, toddlers are on the loose. The Toddler Survival Guide is here to get you to the other side.

Toddlers and zombies
both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and--upon entering your life--leave you frazzled, on edge, and deeply sleep deprived.

The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide (and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who have studied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat, the book will cover survival skills including how you can outfit your home to outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you can subdue an angry toddler ("Elmo's Song," mac and cheese, smartphone) and even how you can safely venture out in public together without your toddler--or you--bursting into tears.

Chapters include: Preparing the Home for a Toddler Invasion, Communicating with Your Toddler, Feeding a Toddler, Socializing Your Toddler, Grooming Your Toddler, Venturing into Public with a Toddler, Documenting Your Life with a Toddler, Vacationing with a Toddler, Toddler Entertainment and Birthdays, Surviving Bedtime and Potty Training, Technology and the Toddler, and Parental Self-Preservation.

The author

Mike Spohr is an editor at BuzzFeed, where he runs the Parents and Family vertical. He is notorious for his love of Diet Coke, the Beatles, and the San Francisco Giants, but loves his wife, kids, and dog even more. Follow him on Twitter @TheNewBornIdenity

Heather Spohr started blogging on a whim back in 2002. She's since blogged through cross-country moves, job changes, pregnancy, loss, and all the other things life has thrown at her. Heather has worked in the A and R department at a major record label and in sales for a professional baseball team, but now she's a writer and Los Angeles Editor at Mommy Nearest (www.mommynearest.com). She works when her kids are sleeping, which usually means about five hours of sleep a night. Somehow, it works. Heather is also a contributor at FM in the AM (fmintheam.tv), a featured panelist for Momversation (www.momversation.com), and has a column over at Babble (www.babble.com).

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Specs

Format: Hardback, 192 Pages
ISBN: 9780760352199
Size: 5 in x 7.99 in / 127 mm x 202.95 mm
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